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If you’ve ever asked yourself, “Will karma get my ex?” then you must have wished at least once that this was true. Well, lucky for you, Karma will most definitely get your ex. Don’t worry. Leave it in karma’s hands.

Sometimes when you’ve been hurt by someone in a romantic relationship, it’s hard to make sense of why it happened. What did you do to deserve this pain? We often don’t realize that we played a part in it and we have the power to overcome the pain and neutralize the karma.

Healing karmic relationships is easier than you think and often the quickest way to get over and get even with your ex.

It would be good to work on ourselves and heal the pain at its root in our heart, but sometimes you need a good laugh to get even with your ex. These funny quotes about relationship and breakup karma will make you feel good for now about your ex.

Let me tell you, he or she is not off the hook. Karma is watching and it will get even. It’s a universal law. Scroll down for all the quotes or watch my video summarizing everything here.

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Funny quotes about relationship karma

“It’s called Karma and it’s pronounced HA-HA-HA!”

“I saw that!” – Karma

“Karma never loses an address.”

“Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She’ll be with you shortly.”

“Karma isn’t a b*tc*. It’s a mirror.”

You will never understand the damage you did to another person until the same is done to you. – Karma

“I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.”

“In the end, karma will be a bigger b*tc* than I’ll ever need to be.” – Karma

“Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.”

“Keep calm and let Karma finish it.”

“Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy. I’m gonna sit here and let Karma f* you up.”

“Sometimes you have to walk away and let karma take over.”

“Karma has no deadline.”

“When the karma of a relationship is done, only love remains. It’s safe. Let go.” – Elizabeth Gilbert

“You can’t do ugly things to people and expect to live a beautiful life.”

“Karma is nothing more than a reminder that we are one. Harming others we ultimately end up harming ourselves.” – Gordana Biernat

“You get what you give.”

“Men are not punished because of their sins, but by them.” – Elbert Hubbard

“They who give have all things; they who withhold have nothing.” – Hindu Proverb

“Whatever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.” – The Bible

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